You Have Such a Beautiful, Pretty Face! :/

Why thanks!?? I am sooo over tongue in cheek comments, such as

• "You're so pretty for a dark skin girl....
• "You're dress so nice for a big girl...
• "You're look so nice with glasses....
• "You're speak so well....
• "You're so nice for a New Yorker...
• "I woulda neva guessed you were from Brooklyn...

The list goes on and on. So, lets tackle my personal favorite, 

"You have such a pretty face." Which ultimately means if you weren't so fat then you could be a beautiful whole person instead of a head of attractiveness. 

I could really smack the next person that says that to me. 

I get it I'm pretty, beautiful, albeit gorgeous. 

But, does my rolls, or thighs really minimize that?? 

How about you keep your compliments/diss to yourself.

Thanks, your so hot for a old broad!